Inquiries

Alas, Mr. Blend is unable to accept a messenger crow or werewolf howl as a means of correspondence.

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So, if you have questions or want to discuss an opportunity—serious inquiries only, please!—simply send him a message by way of electronic post, the telephone (571-751-0037), or a black messenger cat.

(His work is meant to be entirely, well, fictitious; any similarity to real people, living or dead, and/or real places is a coincidence and, in some cases, slightly disturbing.)

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“WHAT’S WRONG WITH weird? Weird's like the nuts in my cookies. It's the nuts that make things interesting!” ~ Florence Zimmerman, from the movie The House with a Clock in Its Walls