“Alas, Mr. Blend cannot accept a messenger crow or werewolf howl as correspondence.”

. . .

So, if you have questions or want to discuss a potential collaboration—serious inquiries only, please!—simply send him a message by way of electronic post, telephone (571-751-0037), or black messenger cat.

(Mr. Blend’s work is meant to be entirely, well, fictitious; any similarity to real people, living or dead, and/or real places is a coincidence and, in some cases, slightly disturbing.)

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“EVERY STORY HAS a beginning, a middle, and an end. Not necessarily in that order.” ~ Tim Burton, director